Saturday, November 1, 2008

Who Will Think Of The Vegetables?

Anyone who knows me well, will be the first to tell you that I am not one to judge others. I'm pretty much a live and let live type of person.

So when I say that Sylvester? You can do your bird role-playing all day long and I won't say anything disparaging about that...

...but when you make succotash suffer? Buddy, you are all wrong and you've got problems!

I'm not even getting into you tormenting that poor little yellow bird, because that's what cats do and I guess I will just have to live with that. No, pal, I'm talking about making vegetables suffer more than they already have to.

I mean look at "succotash," it's replete with lima beans and that in itself, already makes it one of the least desired vegetable dishes ever. Then look at that name, "succotash." The first phonetic of the word is the Algonquian synonym for the same word in English. And the "otash" in Algonquian means "I'm not eating this, let's give it to those asshat pilgrims and maybe they'll go back home to England."
In closing Sylvester The Cat, reasses your priorities and what you direct your frustrations on. Get help or it won't be the succotash that will be suffering, but you.


Katie Schwartz said...

You are hilarsquared. I loathe lima beans and succotash. They are the creepiest veggies around and I'm a freakin vegetarian.

Cormac Brown said...


I used to love the stuff as a kid and now I can't stand it either. Go fig'.

Gifted Typist said...

This is funny in a very British sort of way.

Cormac Brown said...


Dang, I was going for a Keith Olbermann mixed with Warner Brother cartoon humor.