My current slogan is "I travel, I eat and you get your daily serving of ellipses. What could be better?" Meh, not so hot. So I'm thinking of revamping it and you the reader, get to decide between-
A) "While the world unravels, Cormac Travels."
B) "The question asked on both sides of The Pond, 'is Cormac a "gourmet" or a "gourmand?"
C) "You can't spell 'cormorant' macaroni sculpture without "c-o-r-m-a-c," but why would you want to spell 'cormorant macaroni sculpture, anyway?"
D) "Cormac Travels and I didn't even get a lousy T-shirt."
E) "Cormac used to be young, fun and in no need of Tums. Now he's old, sick and he carries a box of Pocky sticks."
F) Or, do I stay with "I travel, I eat and you get your daily serving of ellipses. What could be better?"