Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
Oh, okay. So let me ask The Foo Fighters and yourself, what do you get when you cross Geena Davis...
...with Madchen Amick?
That's right, Ostrich Egg Girl!
I'm gonna miss Jill and not just because she's easy on the eyes, but because she might've tried to cook ostrich for the Foo Fighters Thanksgiving dinner and that would've been great TV!
I'm the voice inside your head
No, Dave, that would be The Missus, telling me to help her with the desserts for tomorrow.
You refuse to hear
Once again, that would be The Missus.I'm the face that you have to face
I don't have to face you, the Top Chef contestants do.
Mirrored in your stare
Uh, we look nothing alike.I'm what's left, I'm what's right
Wha, which are you? I thought you voted for Obama like I did.I'm the enemy
I'm a little tired of listening to Nirvana on the radio, but I don't hate you man.I'm the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees
Once again, incorrect, because that would be The Missus.
So who are you?
Cormac Brown.Yeah, who are you?
Uh, Cormac Brown.Yeah, who are you?
I just told you.Yeah, who are you?
You've spent too many years standing next to the P.A. speakers or you just don't listen.Speaking of not listening, you didn't listen to your tasted buds and your stomach, because Team Cougar should've won. They had the better turkey (all right, Ariane!) and the better flavor profiles. Though their execution was lacking a bit and...what am I saying? Jaime was on Team Sexy Pants! So go on, Jaime, and represent the Bay Area!
P.S. Danny is kind of turning into a bastard, will he be this season's villain? Because the show is really lacking a Marcel.
2 comments:
The ostrich egg girl sucked the life out of the hot dog challenge so when they said her quiche tasted like glue, I knew (or felt I did) that she'd be left with egg on her face (sorry).
Dale,
I knew if I didn't say, someone else would and you didn't disappoint me ; )
Ariane got lucky, it should've been her instead of Jill, though I thought she more than redeemed herself for the last two finishes near the bottom.
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